ORIGINAL AD:
Sup ya'll. I'm looking for a ride anywhere. I just wanna get out of here. im cool and fun to talk to. Hit me up at ###-###-####, or respond to this email.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:NEEDARIDE?
Yo wat up homes if u needs a ride i can hlp ya prolly cuz i is headin out to idaho falls sumtyme nxt week. Holla at yo brotha!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
I'm good with that, why are you going? when?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
I is goin cuz im gona pick up sum cash dat sum1 owes me. U hav to cum with and look all hard n shit so that he pays me this tyme. We leave in 5 days captain. Peace!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
....Why does he owe you money? I don't wanna get involved in any issues.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
Cuz I hooked tha fool up with some of his candy, duh nig. U aint gettin involved wit nothin, just stand there and look all hard n shit like I said b4.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
wtf i'm not going to help you out with a drug deal.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
brotha u got a cat between ur legs or wat? I sayed u dont gots ta do shit xcept look tuff. if u is gona b a pansy then maybee u shudnt be asking 4 rides wen any old creep culd take u off sumwhere n molest u.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
Did you jsut ask if I've got a pussy? Fuck you man, you think you're all gangster.. It's not cool to type the way you do, it just makes it harder to read. I'll kick your ass anyday, tell me where to meet up
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
fool u dnt wana mess w me, you think ur all roman or sumthin? dnt bring a sword to a gunfight, woman. i haz me more caps than a beer factory
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
Seriously, now your talking about bringing a gun to a streetfight. I am not suprised though, seeing as your some wannabe gangster you'd never do shit with just fists.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
lulwtf nig a gun? dats for fools like u with kittens in the fork of ur legs. I use a flamethrowa fool. Now give me ur address so I can pick u up since we be leavin in tha morning for idaho falls
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
The hell? A flamethrower? You're all talk. And fuck that i'm not going with you. I'm not gonna get al involved with drugs you stupid bitch
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
man if i knew u were a woman i wuldnt of emailed u offering a ride foo. u need 2 warn ppl in advance if u is gonna just puss out of anything that might scare u
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
I'm not a wimp like you seem to think. I'm just not getting involved with that.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
i flagged ur post on craigslist n dey took it down since u forgot 2 tell evry1 that u cant back up shyt or help them wit tuff situations.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
what the fuck quit emailing me
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
k foo
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
I said quit
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
I will
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
Stop!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
aight
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?
fuck you.
12/16/2010
11/29/2010
Order 09843
*NOTE*
This was a random email I received from someone I have never talked to before. I tried being the nice guy!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Instead of three cultures, I want four now due to a friend changing her mind. Thanks.
Beth
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I think you've emailed the wrong person.. Sorry
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
This was the email address you gave me...
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I have never been in contact with you before, I don't even have any idea as to what you're talking about.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Well excuse me, but I was given this email address! I can't help it if the mistake isn't on my end!!!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I'm not angry, I'm just trying to be helpful. Are you sure that you read the email right?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
No, you were tring to make me feel bad about it by being a jerk! YES I got the email right, I copied&pasted it!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Turns out, I have your cultures. Would you like to answer a few questions before shipment?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
No just send the cultures
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
If you could pick one of your fondest memories, what would you say it is, and why? How has it impacted you throughtout your life? How did it impact you when it initially occured?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I said no
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Who is your best friend, and how have they helped you through life? How did you meet? Was he/her there for you when you were in a slump?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
What the fuck send me my order
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Ma'am please answer the questions, so I can process your order more efficiently. Our company now requires a government-issued survery in order to study mass population.
What was your first pet? How old were you? Do you have good memories with this pet? List one.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
My first pet was a snake. It was just a corn snake that my uncle got me, but I didn't like to hold it because I thought it would make me sick. I don't have good memories with it, hardly any. One would be when it bit my brother though.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Thank you for your time, we need a few more questions answered.
Do you find yourself gullable? Do you readily trust new people that you meet? Would you say that you are vulnerable?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I'm not gullable. I trust people, unless they give me a reason not to. Vulnerable? LOL no.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
How long does it typically take you to trust someone? Do you consider yourself argumentative? Hostile?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I trust from the very beginning, until I'm given a reason not to. I usually submit in argument. I'm more friendly than I am hostile. Are we almost done?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
So you would trust a stranger with minor facts or bits of information?
Yes Ma'am, we are nearly done I believe.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Yes, I'd probably trust her with just typical conversation..
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
If you emailed someone, asking to add an additional 'culture' of something, and they replied by telling you that you had the wrong address, you would believe them?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
What the fuck!?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I don't know you.
This was a random email I received from someone I have never talked to before. I tried being the nice guy!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Instead of three cultures, I want four now due to a friend changing her mind. Thanks.
Beth
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I think you've emailed the wrong person.. Sorry
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
This was the email address you gave me...
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I have never been in contact with you before, I don't even have any idea as to what you're talking about.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Well excuse me, but I was given this email address! I can't help it if the mistake isn't on my end!!!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I'm not angry, I'm just trying to be helpful. Are you sure that you read the email right?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
No, you were tring to make me feel bad about it by being a jerk! YES I got the email right, I copied&pasted it!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Turns out, I have your cultures. Would you like to answer a few questions before shipment?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
No just send the cultures
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
If you could pick one of your fondest memories, what would you say it is, and why? How has it impacted you throughtout your life? How did it impact you when it initially occured?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I said no
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Who is your best friend, and how have they helped you through life? How did you meet? Was he/her there for you when you were in a slump?
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
What the fuck send me my order
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Ma'am please answer the questions, so I can process your order more efficiently. Our company now requires a government-issued survery in order to study mass population.
What was your first pet? How old were you? Do you have good memories with this pet? List one.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
My first pet was a snake. It was just a corn snake that my uncle got me, but I didn't like to hold it because I thought it would make me sick. I don't have good memories with it, hardly any. One would be when it bit my brother though.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Thank you for your time, we need a few more questions answered.
Do you find yourself gullable? Do you readily trust new people that you meet? Would you say that you are vulnerable?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I'm not gullable. I trust people, unless they give me a reason not to. Vulnerable? LOL no.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
How long does it typically take you to trust someone? Do you consider yourself argumentative? Hostile?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I trust from the very beginning, until I'm given a reason not to. I usually submit in argument. I'm more friendly than I am hostile. Are we almost done?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
So you would trust a stranger with minor facts or bits of information?
Yes Ma'am, we are nearly done I believe.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
Yes, I'd probably trust her with just typical conversation..
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
If you emailed someone, asking to add an additional 'culture' of something, and they replied by telling you that you had the wrong address, you would believe them?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
What the fuck!?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843
I don't know you.
11/08/2010
LOOKING FOR WORKERS
ORIGINAL AD
I'm looking for some people to recarpet my house, and apply new shingles to the roof. I'll need them for about 10 hours, expect less than minimum wage. Great job for illegals. Contact through the email provided by ##########
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Hola! I saw your advertisment offering work to people in need! I'm glad to hear that it's less than minimum, because these new laws are compete garbage. In fact, people are lucky to even get paid for their work towards your house! Please email me back the hours, thanks in advance.
-Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Look punk, if you're fucking with me then screw off
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
No man. I need the work, and I'm straight. I wouldn't ever do that. I have a swimming suit if you'd like me to act as your Puerto Rican pool boy though. What days did you need the work done?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
I still feel like your being sarcastic. Or an ass. But whatever.. I'll need you in 5 days. I've just gotta find more workers tho.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
No, I am human sir. Sarcasm might make up the personalities of some people, but I'd consider myself more of a pawn in the neverending game of chess called life. I am just an honest man looking for honest work to support my family of eight. I guess this isn't honest work, since it's a federal offense to go below minimum wage, but it's work, and my family needs food nonetheless!
Regards, Jordan
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
I realize it's against the law but for illegal workers, it's money they wouldn't of had.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Oh alright, I understand now. I did some searching, and a few of my buddies are willing to work for you! All of us are legal citizens though, since none of us are really that into getting in trouble with the federal government. Three of them will work for $4 an hour, one will go for $3/hour, and I've got six friends that'll pay you $5 an hour if you let them work for you.
Thanks!
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
What the fuck why would they pay me, they will be working on my house
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Oh I know, but they were so enthusiastic to finally find work! And when I told them to expect less than minimum, they became so concerned with showing their dedication, that they told me to send your their possibilities!
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Uh okaaaay. whatever man. if u dont want work i wont give you work
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
:'(
But I want work.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Fine. Two days left till I need you guys.
My address is ### Swan Drive, Nampa, ID
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Okay, but now that I think about it, I found 349 other postings in the jobsearch section, and not one of them pays below minimum wage. Also, none of them allow their employees to pay THEM.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Did you egg my house last night you dumb bitch ass punk?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
No, I am a mammal, and mammals don't even lay eggs. Also, I'm a human; as said above. Humans don't typically lay eggs either.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Fuck you I can find other workers
Periods are females releasing eggs dipshit
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Oh god, you totally went there.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Screw you
*****POSTERS NOTE*****
It wasn't even me that egged his house, I just went with it to antagonize.
I'm looking for some people to recarpet my house, and apply new shingles to the roof. I'll need them for about 10 hours, expect less than minimum wage. Great job for illegals. Contact through the email provided by ##########
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Hola! I saw your advertisment offering work to people in need! I'm glad to hear that it's less than minimum, because these new laws are compete garbage. In fact, people are lucky to even get paid for their work towards your house! Please email me back the hours, thanks in advance.
-Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Look punk, if you're fucking with me then screw off
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
No man. I need the work, and I'm straight. I wouldn't ever do that. I have a swimming suit if you'd like me to act as your Puerto Rican pool boy though. What days did you need the work done?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
I still feel like your being sarcastic. Or an ass. But whatever.. I'll need you in 5 days. I've just gotta find more workers tho.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
No, I am human sir. Sarcasm might make up the personalities of some people, but I'd consider myself more of a pawn in the neverending game of chess called life. I am just an honest man looking for honest work to support my family of eight. I guess this isn't honest work, since it's a federal offense to go below minimum wage, but it's work, and my family needs food nonetheless!
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
I realize it's against the law but for illegal workers, it's money they wouldn't of had.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Oh alright, I understand now. I did some searching, and a few of my buddies are willing to work for you! All of us are legal citizens though, since none of us are really that into getting in trouble with the federal government. Three of them will work for $4 an hour, one will go for $3/hour, and I've got six friends that'll pay you $5 an hour if you let them work for you.
Thanks!
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
What the fuck why would they pay me, they will be working on my house
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Oh I know, but they were so enthusiastic to finally find work! And when I told them to expect less than minimum, they became so concerned with showing their dedication, that they told me to send your their possibilities!
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Uh okaaaay. whatever man. if u dont want work i wont give you work
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
:'(
But I want work.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Fine. Two days left till I need you guys.
My address is ### Swan Drive, Nampa, ID
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Okay, but now that I think about it, I found 349 other postings in the jobsearch section, and not one of them pays below minimum wage. Also, none of them allow their employees to pay THEM.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Did you egg my house last night you dumb bitch ass punk?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
No, I am a mammal, and mammals don't even lay eggs. Also, I'm a human; as said above. Humans don't typically lay eggs either.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Fuck you I can find other workers
Periods are females releasing eggs dipshit
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Oh god, you totally went there.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: I'M A WORKER!
Screw you
*****POSTERS NOTE*****
It wasn't even me that egged his house, I just went with it to antagonize.
10/19/2010
Rideshare
ORIGINAL AD
Hey, I'm driving up to Moutain Home on Thursday, just wondering if anyone else wanted a ride over there. You can chip money in for gas, or you don't need to if you don't wanna. My car sits two comfortably, four uncomfortably. Only room for one as we need the backseat for luggage.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Rideshare?
Hey there, saw your ad for a rideshare, and that sounds like fun! Still have room?
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Yep, I've got room still. are you male or female? I'm a male, but i'm a pretty quiet guy for the most part. I'm 26, and my name is #### ##########. Um.. I work at a beef plant, and I don't have a family or relatinoship. You?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Sounds good to me! I'm a male as well. I'm eighty four years old. I'm not married because I prefer the single life. I enjoy swinging around from woman to woman. I don't need a job, because that's boring and lame. I'm not sure if I have a family. There's probably five or six of my children running around somewhere.
Anyways, my luggage consists of a suitcase, a backpack, and a painting depicting a bunch of people tangled up with eachother. We have room for this, right?
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
LOL nice lifestyle, way to stay free. That sounds like it'll fit, but why are you bringing a painting with you? How big is it? I'm not giving a ride to a bum am I?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
How many bums do you know that can have constant access to a computer? They don't allow me in the library anymore after I tried stabbing a man for stealing a book I was looking at.
The painting was given to me by my wife, probably because she loves me. It's not TOO big. It's 36 inches long, 24 wide, and an inch thick.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
You tried stabbing a man? Are you a crazy guy or something? You told me you weren't married..? That's a huge painting!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Well he had tried stealing a book I might've been interested in! I am not married, I think that you misunderstood me.
I'm excited for our trip, we're gonna be just like Lewis and Clark! Just to update you, I traded my backpack for a kitten, but I haven't got a kennel to keep it in. So I invited one of my friends to come along, and he'll hold it the whole time.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Dude.. I haven't got room for other people, and now we're taking a kitten? I hope the guy can handle having a few bags on his lap. Also, he won't have room for any luggage.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Yeah, the kitten is really cute. I was gonna get one for you too, but I remembered you complained about mine, so I didn't get one. That's because I'm considerate.
I told Frank (my friend) that you said it was alright that he came but he'd have to deal with bags on his lap. Turns out, there are a lot of people who would deal with a little discomfort in exchange for a free ride. Our third friend Scott is also going to come with us. He's really small though, so I wouldn't be that concerned. The only issue that I foresee is the fact that he's got a small terrior, and that dog HATES cats.
Regards!
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To:Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Really? Just REALLY? I drive a sports car, which barely fits more than two people. We're taking you, with all of your luggage, me with all of my luggage, a 3 foot PAINTING, a cat, a terrior, and two other guys. The only issue you see is the dog and cat fighting? You are crazy. CRAZY MAN! You are a crazy man. Crazy crazy crazy.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Dear John,
YOUR MOM IS CRAZY!
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
My name isn't even John! I haven't got room for you anymore, this is all ridiculous
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Well I told Frank that you said he wasn't small enough to fit in the car, and I told Scott that you showed no compassion towards the fact that the medical treatment he needed was in Mountain Home. They're both pretty mad and want to know where you live. We can use MapQuest, so all you need to provide is your address.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
What the hell I never said that stuff i'm not giving you my address or a ride, so FUCK OFF CRAZY
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Hey I got you a kitten, if you could just give me your address, I'll bring it by.
Thanks!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
I DONT WANT THE KITTEN, FUCK OFF I SAID
Hey, I'm driving up to Moutain Home on Thursday, just wondering if anyone else wanted a ride over there. You can chip money in for gas, or you don't need to if you don't wanna. My car sits two comfortably, four uncomfortably. Only room for one as we need the backseat for luggage.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Rideshare?
Hey there, saw your ad for a rideshare, and that sounds like fun! Still have room?
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Yep, I've got room still. are you male or female? I'm a male, but i'm a pretty quiet guy for the most part. I'm 26, and my name is #### ##########. Um.. I work at a beef plant, and I don't have a family or relatinoship. You?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Sounds good to me! I'm a male as well. I'm eighty four years old. I'm not married because I prefer the single life. I enjoy swinging around from woman to woman. I don't need a job, because that's boring and lame. I'm not sure if I have a family. There's probably five or six of my children running around somewhere.
Anyways, my luggage consists of a suitcase, a backpack, and a painting depicting a bunch of people tangled up with eachother. We have room for this, right?
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
LOL nice lifestyle, way to stay free. That sounds like it'll fit, but why are you bringing a painting with you? How big is it? I'm not giving a ride to a bum am I?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
How many bums do you know that can have constant access to a computer? They don't allow me in the library anymore after I tried stabbing a man for stealing a book I was looking at.
The painting was given to me by my wife, probably because she loves me. It's not TOO big. It's 36 inches long, 24 wide, and an inch thick.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
You tried stabbing a man? Are you a crazy guy or something? You told me you weren't married..? That's a huge painting!
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Well he had tried stealing a book I might've been interested in! I am not married, I think that you misunderstood me.
I'm excited for our trip, we're gonna be just like Lewis and Clark! Just to update you, I traded my backpack for a kitten, but I haven't got a kennel to keep it in. So I invited one of my friends to come along, and he'll hold it the whole time.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Dude.. I haven't got room for other people, and now we're taking a kitten? I hope the guy can handle having a few bags on his lap. Also, he won't have room for any luggage.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Yeah, the kitten is really cute. I was gonna get one for you too, but I remembered you complained about mine, so I didn't get one. That's because I'm considerate.
I told Frank (my friend) that you said it was alright that he came but he'd have to deal with bags on his lap. Turns out, there are a lot of people who would deal with a little discomfort in exchange for a free ride. Our third friend Scott is also going to come with us. He's really small though, so I wouldn't be that concerned. The only issue that I foresee is the fact that he's got a small terrior, and that dog HATES cats.
Regards!
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To:Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Really? Just REALLY? I drive a sports car, which barely fits more than two people. We're taking you, with all of your luggage, me with all of my luggage, a 3 foot PAINTING, a cat, a terrior, and two other guys. The only issue you see is the dog and cat fighting? You are crazy. CRAZY MAN! You are a crazy man. Crazy crazy crazy.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Dear John,
YOUR MOM IS CRAZY!
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
My name isn't even John! I haven't got room for you anymore, this is all ridiculous
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Well I told Frank that you said he wasn't small enough to fit in the car, and I told Scott that you showed no compassion towards the fact that the medical treatment he needed was in Mountain Home. They're both pretty mad and want to know where you live. We can use MapQuest, so all you need to provide is your address.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
What the hell I never said that stuff i'm not giving you my address or a ride, so FUCK OFF CRAZY
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Hey I got you a kitten, if you could just give me your address, I'll bring it by.
Thanks!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
I DONT WANT THE KITTEN, FUCK OFF I SAID
10/14/2010
Foreign insurance
ORIGINAL AD
I sell insurance, just mail me and we discuss then and you send check to me after we learn info and address. Just email through this website.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Insurance!
Hey, I saw your ad offering insurance, and it looks like you're a pretty reliable person! From reading that ad alone, I know that I wouldn't ever want to go through anyone but you! I can tell that you are someone worth trusting.
I am wondering what forms of insurance you might offer... I probably want all! I realize that it's going to get real expensive, so I'll probably just send you a signed blank check.
Anticipating a response,
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Hello i am glad that you are in your senses, i am good man! I am american resident currently living in south africa, because i'm here on bussiness. I offer Life insurance, flood insurance, car insurance, and motorcycle insurance. Price is two thousand per month per insurance plan. You just have to send me an initial fee of $500 to get started. You can paypal me at ########@####.com
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Oh okay, I was wondering why the procedure took so long to pay, you're not living in America! I am an American resident, residing in America. You said you offered life insurance.. What about volcano insurance? If I were to become depressed and jump into a volcano, would you pay my family whatever it was that the life insurance plan said they'd be paid, AND cover the clothes an accesories I had on me that were destroyed by the volcano? Just random questions from a random mind.
Regards,
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Sure i can sell volcano insurance as well will you hurry and send me the money so we can get this situated? That plan will work I think i dont know why it wouldnt,, thanks.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I sent you the money, you didn't receive it?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't receive any money, are you sure you sent it?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did send it! Are you sure you gave me the correct address? Maybe you could paypal me like 5 bucks and I can see if I got your address wrong...? My paypal is ############@####.com
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay I sent 5 dollars, did you receive it?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I got the 5 dollars, it bought me nachos, a water, and a candybar. It wasn't enough to buy me gum though, so I had to deal with nacho breath all day long. Do you think you could send another $1.29, since that's how much they sell Trident gum for, and Tident is my favorite.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAN THAT MONEY IS NOT FOR SPENDING THAT WAS FOR CHECKING THE RIGHT ADDRESS! Send my money back of i contact authorities and have you locked up with men who will have fun withyou! you dont want that do you?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Oh, I must have misunderstood this situation, my apologies. Let me go scam another scammer and I'll get some money sent back to you straight away.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't scam you, you never even sent me money how could i be a scammer i am american resident.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did a little research on your paypal address, and I even found a company name while reading through some of your feedback on the net. If you want your $5 back, I think it'd be a good idea to actually carry out your threat and contact the authorities to describe our situation.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
They made me close down my site you mother &$&*#%!!!! How could you, now what do I do! I paid $25 to have that site made! FUCK UUU
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Nobody likes a scammer, I'd suggest doing some honest work to earn money.
On a more positive note, I sent you your $5 back :)
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not contact me again you stupid man!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I said do not contact me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I have only contacted you one time. That was two days ago, when I responded to your ad. Since then, I have only replied to you. Deciding who it is contacting who at this point is as easy as deciding which came first between the chicken or the egg.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not reply to me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
I sell insurance, just mail me and we discuss then and you send check to me after we learn info and address. Just email through this website.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Insurance!
Hey, I saw your ad offering insurance, and it looks like you're a pretty reliable person! From reading that ad alone, I know that I wouldn't ever want to go through anyone but you! I can tell that you are someone worth trusting.
I am wondering what forms of insurance you might offer... I probably want all! I realize that it's going to get real expensive, so I'll probably just send you a signed blank check.
Anticipating a response,
Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Hello i am glad that you are in your senses, i am good man! I am american resident currently living in south africa, because i'm here on bussiness. I offer Life insurance, flood insurance, car insurance, and motorcycle insurance. Price is two thousand per month per insurance plan. You just have to send me an initial fee of $500 to get started. You can paypal me at ########@####.com
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Oh okay, I was wondering why the procedure took so long to pay, you're not living in America! I am an American resident, residing in America. You said you offered life insurance.. What about volcano insurance? If I were to become depressed and jump into a volcano, would you pay my family whatever it was that the life insurance plan said they'd be paid, AND cover the clothes an accesories I had on me that were destroyed by the volcano? Just random questions from a random mind.
Regards,
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Sure i can sell volcano insurance as well will you hurry and send me the money so we can get this situated? That plan will work I think i dont know why it wouldnt,, thanks.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I sent you the money, you didn't receive it?
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't receive any money, are you sure you sent it?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did send it! Are you sure you gave me the correct address? Maybe you could paypal me like 5 bucks and I can see if I got your address wrong...? My paypal is ############@####.com
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay I sent 5 dollars, did you receive it?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I got the 5 dollars, it bought me nachos, a water, and a candybar. It wasn't enough to buy me gum though, so I had to deal with nacho breath all day long. Do you think you could send another $1.29, since that's how much they sell Trident gum for, and Tident is my favorite.
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAN THAT MONEY IS NOT FOR SPENDING THAT WAS FOR CHECKING THE RIGHT ADDRESS! Send my money back of i contact authorities and have you locked up with men who will have fun withyou! you dont want that do you?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Oh, I must have misunderstood this situation, my apologies. Let me go scam another scammer and I'll get some money sent back to you straight away.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't scam you, you never even sent me money how could i be a scammer i am american resident.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did a little research on your paypal address, and I even found a company name while reading through some of your feedback on the net. If you want your $5 back, I think it'd be a good idea to actually carry out your threat and contact the authorities to describe our situation.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
They made me close down my site you mother &$&*#%!!!! How could you, now what do I do! I paid $25 to have that site made! FUCK UUU
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Nobody likes a scammer, I'd suggest doing some honest work to earn money.
On a more positive note, I sent you your $5 back :)
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not contact me again you stupid man!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I said do not contact me again!
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I have only contacted you one time. That was two days ago, when I responded to your ad. Since then, I have only replied to you. Deciding who it is contacting who at this point is as easy as deciding which came first between the chicken or the egg.
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not reply to me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
8/27/2010
8/19/2010
FREE DOGS
Original Ad:
Hello I have 2 Black Mix Males Lab/Golden Retreiver Mix pups that were born in Feb 2010 and has had their first set of shots, they are very playful and need a new home immediately, they are not getting the attention they deserve and are not being played with, They need new homes because they are my boyfriends dogs and we just moved into a place were we cannot have animals and they are at my moms house and she will not allow us to keep them there. They are FREE FREE just come pick 1 or both up
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 6:21:07 PM
Subject: Labs
Hey, are the black labs still available?
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Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Yes they are still available, they are not fixed yet because my boyfriend hasnt gotten it done yet, and my mom has dogs of her own and doesnt want anymore around. We really need them gone asap.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:01:40 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Okay, thanks a lot. I saw that they have already had their first set of shots, when does the medicine wear off? I heard it's not good to ingest that because it affects humans negatively, and I don't want that in my bloodstream.
Regards!
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:06:55 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Im not quite sure what your talking about, dogs have to have there shots so they do not get sick and die, so they have had their first set of shots and will be due their 2nd set of shots within a week or 2 and you cannot get sick from what im aware of. i havent heard that before sorry.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:21:54 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Oh good, the medicine wears off soon. Sorry for my ignorance, I'm just paranoid because once I ate a fish and got really sick. I later found out that the cause of my sickness was from some chemicals in the water; apparently they had gotten into the fish's bloodstream, and when I ate the fish, it went against my immune system. I just didn't know if the same would happen with dogs.
Regards, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:27:11 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
No, you cant get sick from the dogs and the shots that are given to them. The dogs are great and extremely playful and loving. are you interested in 1 or both?????
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Probably both, but now I'm feeling guilty taking two free dogs, without any payment. Tell you what; I'll take them, and fatten them up for a month or so. When it's time for the cooking, you're more than welcome to come and eat your share.
Regards, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:51:39 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
YOU SICK MOTHER &*#(%^$% FUCK YOU
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 10:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
So I was thinking July 24th, which is a Saturday. Let me know if that works for you.
Regards, Jordan
Hello I have 2 Black Mix Males Lab/Golden Retreiver Mix pups that were born in Feb 2010 and has had their first set of shots, they are very playful and need a new home immediately, they are not getting the attention they deserve and are not being played with, They need new homes because they are my boyfriends dogs and we just moved into a place were we cannot have animals and they are at my moms house and she will not allow us to keep them there. They are FREE FREE just come pick 1 or both up
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 6:21:07 PM
Subject: Labs
Hey, are the black labs still available?
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Yes they are still available, they are not fixed yet because my boyfriend hasnt gotten it done yet, and my mom has dogs of her own and doesnt want anymore around. We really need them gone asap.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:01:40 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Okay, thanks a lot. I saw that they have already had their first set of shots, when does the medicine wear off? I heard it's not good to ingest that because it affects humans negatively, and I don't want that in my bloodstream.
Regards!
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:06:55 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Im not quite sure what your talking about, dogs have to have there shots so they do not get sick and die, so they have had their first set of shots and will be due their 2nd set of shots within a week or 2 and you cannot get sick from what im aware of. i havent heard that before sorry.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:21:54 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Oh good, the medicine wears off soon. Sorry for my ignorance, I'm just paranoid because once I ate a fish and got really sick. I later found out that the cause of my sickness was from some chemicals in the water; apparently they had gotten into the fish's bloodstream, and when I ate the fish, it went against my immune system. I just didn't know if the same would happen with dogs.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:27:11 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
No, you cant get sick from the dogs and the shots that are given to them. The dogs are great and extremely playful and loving. are you interested in 1 or both?????
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Probably both, but now I'm feeling guilty taking two free dogs, without any payment. Tell you what; I'll take them, and fatten them up for a month or so. When it's time for the cooking, you're more than welcome to come and eat your share.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:51:39 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
YOU SICK MOTHER &*#(%^$% FUCK YOU
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 10:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
So I was thinking July 24th, which is a Saturday. Let me know if that works for you.
Regards, Jordan
WTT HORSES
Original Ad:
I have several horses I am looking to sell/trade if interested shoot me an email and I will give you further information. I'd prefer to trade them for some type of motorcycle, or pretty much anything. I DO NOT want any additional livestock.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:08 AM
Subject: Horses
Hey, I saw your ad for horses that you were trading, is this offer still up?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
Yes, I have several to sell/trade.
Steph
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: Horses
Okay, I'd be interested in all of them. I don't have anything really cool to trade for them, but one of my friends has two goats and eleven chickens. If you could catch all of them, then you could have them. I'd suggest doing it while nobody is home, because they really like the goats. One goat's name is Goatski, and I forgot the other one, but it's something along the lines of Suzana. These horses will live agreat life with me while they're alive. I plan to feed them the bare minimum for about a week, then overload them with food. I mean absolutely stuff them. After they're full, I'll lead them into my neighbors lawn, where they'll hopefully defecate everywhere. I don't like my neighbor because once he called the police due to me shooting a bird in one of his trees.
After this prank, I'll probably sell the horses for profit, or have them turned into glue. Just let me know when you'd like to deliver them to me.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
You're an asshole
I have several horses I am looking to sell/trade if interested shoot me an email and I will give you further information. I'd prefer to trade them for some type of motorcycle, or pretty much anything. I DO NOT want any additional livestock.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:08 AM
Subject: Horses
Hey, I saw your ad for horses that you were trading, is this offer still up?
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
Yes, I have several to sell/trade.
Steph
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: Horses
Okay, I'd be interested in all of them. I don't have anything really cool to trade for them, but one of my friends has two goats and eleven chickens. If you could catch all of them, then you could have them. I'd suggest doing it while nobody is home, because they really like the goats. One goat's name is Goatski, and I forgot the other one, but it's something along the lines of Suzana. These horses will live agreat life with me while they're alive. I plan to feed them the bare minimum for about a week, then overload them with food. I mean absolutely stuff them. After they're full, I'll lead them into my neighbors lawn, where they'll hopefully defecate everywhere. I don't like my neighbor because once he called the police due to me shooting a bird in one of his trees.
After this prank, I'll probably sell the horses for profit, or have them turned into glue. Just let me know when you'd like to deliver them to me.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
You're an asshole
8/18/2010
Orignal Post:
Wanted old used carpet.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Wed, August 18, 2010 3:07:23 AM
Subject: carpet
Hey, I saw your add regarding carpet you wanted. Still need some?
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:14:06 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
yes i still need some. can you tell me where i can pick it up?
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:19:55 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Before picking it up, you should realize that I already know what it's being put to use for. You obviously threw a party in your parents house. Along with this carpet, I've also got a vacuum cleaner that you could borrow for only $20, and I've also got a full package of red party cups, in case all of yours are gone. I'm sorry to hear that your ruined your family's carpet at home, but I understand the antics of an adolesent soul like yourself.
God bless, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:48 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
actually, i just need old carpet to put down outside to use for weed block. Thank you for your response. By the way I am 74 years old. I appreciate your sense of humor.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:33:01 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Ah. Then I'd suggest mulch over carpet, it's more attractive and usually has about the same amount of effectiveness.
Wanted old used carpet.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Wed, August 18, 2010 3:07:23 AM
Subject: carpet
Hey, I saw your add regarding carpet you wanted. Still need some?
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:14:06 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
yes i still need some. can you tell me where i can pick it up?
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:19:55 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Before picking it up, you should realize that I already know what it's being put to use for. You obviously threw a party in your parents house. Along with this carpet, I've also got a vacuum cleaner that you could borrow for only $20, and I've also got a full package of red party cups, in case all of yours are gone. I'm sorry to hear that your ruined your family's carpet at home, but I understand the antics of an adolesent soul like yourself.
God bless, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:48 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
actually, i just need old carpet to put down outside to use for weed block. Thank you for your response. By the way I am 74 years old. I appreciate your sense of humor.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:33:01 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Ah. Then I'd suggest mulch over carpet, it's more attractive and usually has about the same amount of effectiveness.
CHEAP car wanted
Original ad:
I am looking for a cheap car i can buy out right or make payments on, i dont care what it is or what is looks like as long as it runs and drives. Text me at ###-###-#### if you can help me.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:11:42 -0600
Subject: Cheap Car
Are you still looking for a car and stuff? If so, you might be interested in what I've got to offer.
________________________________________________________________
Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:31:19 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Ya I am. What do you have? Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:38:58 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I understand the reasoning behind you not being picky. Someone is obviously dead, or you owe a lot of money. I don't have a car, but I've got lots of other stuff that may be of help for someone in a situation like yours. If having a source of transportation is a must, I'll sell you a broken bicycle for $50. It doesn't have any wheels or handlebars, but it's better than nothing!
I've also go a really old fort made out of sagebrush that I'll rent out for $150 per month. It's not my property, and to be honest, I'm not even sure that it's still there. But have hope! Also, I know the location of a hole about four feet deep, it would also make a good hiding place, but it's a little less roomy.
Let me know what you think.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:51:39 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Fuck you u stupid dumb motherfucker. Go get laid faget Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:12:31 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
Look I'm just trying to help out. My sex life is of no concern to you! If you were offended by those prices or options, I've got more or we can negotiate! I have access to bleach at wholesale prices. Bleach is one of the best cleaning ingredients around, and you'll find it extremely helpful for removing bloodstains. I've also got a LOT of garbage bags that I found at my moms house. You can triple bag a body, and still have a lot left over for the next person who crosses you! Or alternatively, you could just use them for a variety of body parts. If none of those interest you, this surely will: An amazing CD full of angry music, from a variety of artists. Whether it's Linkin Park, or Papa Roach; if there's screaming, it's probably on this CD! Let me know when you'd like to deliver payment, and I'll get all these items ready.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:25:46 +0000
Ok......... Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
So which items are you interested in? I see you're sending these replies from a BlackBerry, I just found an old Nokia phone behind my computer, I'll throw that in as well for an additional $20.
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:38:11 +0000
I just turned you in jordan ibarra. U don't want to do this with me Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:42:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I'm unclear as to what I've been turned in for. Had you asked me to stop, I would've stopped. What was it you turned me in for?
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:48:53 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I see you've quit replying, so I'll take that to mean you would rather be friends than have hostility. Good choice, because once I argued with someone for over a day. I could probably be a state champion if arguing was a contest. Also, I think I would've requested a duel if you declared yourself an enemy. Still interested in my goods?
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:00:11 +0000
FUCK U
Please leave me alone
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:27:57 +0000
U stupid fuck. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:31:49 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I've quit replying as you asked, but you continue to rattle on like an old person who's been alone for ten minutes. Would you like to brawl? I must warn you that I have been working out pretty hard lately. I run in place for two hours every night, and last thursday I did four pushups. If that's not gonna deter you, then after our battle, we could play chess. I'm the ex team captain from my highschool days, however we'll have to wait until I get my glasses fixed as I dropped and broke them when my neighbors cat was chasing me last night. I hate taking out the garbage at night, because it's really dark and I'm always scared that animals might attack me or something.
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:57:57 +0000
If u email me back one more fucking time u little puke stain I will call the fucking cops u stupid loser virgin no pussy gettng fuck. Now I'm blocking u on my email so u can't write back!!!! Haha later loser
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
I am looking for a cheap car i can buy out right or make payments on, i dont care what it is or what is looks like as long as it runs and drives. Text me at ###-###-#### if you can help me.
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:11:42 -0600
Subject: Cheap Car
Are you still looking for a car and stuff? If so, you might be interested in what I've got to offer.
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Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:31:19 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Ya I am. What do you have? Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:38:58 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I understand the reasoning behind you not being picky. Someone is obviously dead, or you owe a lot of money. I don't have a car, but I've got lots of other stuff that may be of help for someone in a situation like yours. If having a source of transportation is a must, I'll sell you a broken bicycle for $50. It doesn't have any wheels or handlebars, but it's better than nothing!
I've also go a really old fort made out of sagebrush that I'll rent out for $150 per month. It's not my property, and to be honest, I'm not even sure that it's still there. But have hope! Also, I know the location of a hole about four feet deep, it would also make a good hiding place, but it's a little less roomy.
Let me know what you think.
Regards, Jordan
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Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:51:39 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Fuck you u stupid dumb motherfucker. Go get laid faget Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:12:31 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
Look I'm just trying to help out. My sex life is of no concern to you! If you were offended by those prices or options, I've got more or we can negotiate! I have access to bleach at wholesale prices. Bleach is one of the best cleaning ingredients around, and you'll find it extremely helpful for removing bloodstains. I've also got a LOT of garbage bags that I found at my moms house. You can triple bag a body, and still have a lot left over for the next person who crosses you! Or alternatively, you could just use them for a variety of body parts. If none of those interest you, this surely will: An amazing CD full of angry music, from a variety of artists. Whether it's Linkin Park, or Papa Roach; if there's screaming, it's probably on this CD! Let me know when you'd like to deliver payment, and I'll get all these items ready.
Regards, Jordan
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:25:46 +0000
Ok......... Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
So which items are you interested in? I see you're sending these replies from a BlackBerry, I just found an old Nokia phone behind my computer, I'll throw that in as well for an additional $20.
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:38:11 +0000
I just turned you in jordan ibarra. U don't want to do this with me Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:42:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I'm unclear as to what I've been turned in for. Had you asked me to stop, I would've stopped. What was it you turned me in for?
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:48:53 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I see you've quit replying, so I'll take that to mean you would rather be friends than have hostility. Good choice, because once I argued with someone for over a day. I could probably be a state champion if arguing was a contest. Also, I think I would've requested a duel if you declared yourself an enemy. Still interested in my goods?
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:00:11 +0000
FUCK U
Please leave me alone
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:27:57 +0000
U stupid fuck. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:31:49 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I've quit replying as you asked, but you continue to rattle on like an old person who's been alone for ten minutes. Would you like to brawl? I must warn you that I have been working out pretty hard lately. I run in place for two hours every night, and last thursday I did four pushups. If that's not gonna deter you, then after our battle, we could play chess. I'm the ex team captain from my highschool days, however we'll have to wait until I get my glasses fixed as I dropped and broke them when my neighbors cat was chasing me last night. I hate taking out the garbage at night, because it's really dark and I'm always scared that animals might attack me or something.
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:57:57 +0000
If u email me back one more fucking time u little puke stain I will call the fucking cops u stupid loser virgin no pussy gettng fuck. Now I'm blocking u on my email so u can't write back!!!! Haha later loser
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
6/20/2010
Opening Day!
What is this? I'm not entirely sure what prompted me to make a blog, but here it is, and I've made it. My name is Jordan Ibarra, and that's all for now.
ScatteredLifeLostMind.blogspot.com
ScatteredLifeLostMind.blogspot.com
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