11/29/2010

Order 09843

*NOTE*
This was a random email I received from someone I have never talked to before. I tried being the nice guy!

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Instead of three cultures, I want four now due to a friend changing her mind. Thanks.
Beth

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I think you've emailed the wrong person.. Sorry

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

This was the email address you gave me...

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I have never been in contact with you before, I don't even have any idea as to what you're talking about.

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Well excuse me, but I was given this email address! I can't help it if the mistake isn't on my end!!!

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I'm not angry, I'm just trying to be helpful. Are you sure that you read the email right?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

No, you were tring to make me feel bad about it by being a jerk! YES I got the email right, I copied&pasted it!

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Turns out, I have your cultures. Would you like to answer a few questions before shipment?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

No just send the cultures

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

If you could pick one of your fondest memories, what would you say it is, and why? How has it impacted you throughtout your life? How did it impact you when it initially occured?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I said no

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Who is your best friend, and how have they helped you through life? How did you meet? Was he/her there for you when you were in a slump?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

What the fuck send me my order

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Ma'am please answer the questions, so I can process your order more efficiently. Our company now requires a government-issued survery in order to study mass population.
What was your first pet? How old were you? Do you have good memories with this pet? List one.

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

My first pet was a snake. It was just a corn snake that my uncle got me, but I didn't like to hold it because I thought it would make me sick. I don't have good memories with it, hardly any. One would be when it bit my brother though.

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Thank you for your time, we need a few more questions answered.
Do you find yourself gullable? Do you readily trust new people that you meet? Would you say that you are vulnerable?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I'm not gullable. I trust people, unless they give me a reason not to. Vulnerable? LOL no.

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

How long does it typically take you to trust someone? Do you consider yourself argumentative? Hostile?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I trust from the very beginning, until I'm given a reason not to. I usually submit in argument. I'm more friendly than I am hostile. Are we almost done?

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

So you would trust a stranger with minor facts or bits of information?
Yes Ma'am, we are nearly done I believe.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

Yes, I'd probably trust her with just typical conversation..

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

If you emailed someone, asking to add an additional 'culture' of something, and they replied by telling you that you had the wrong address, you would believe them?

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

What the fuck!?

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Order 009843

I don't know you.

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