8/27/2010
8/19/2010
FREE DOGS
Original Ad:
Hello I have 2 Black Mix Males Lab/Golden Retreiver Mix pups that were born in Feb 2010 and has had their first set of shots, they are very playful and need a new home immediately, they are not getting the attention they deserve and are not being played with, They need new homes because they are my boyfriends dogs and we just moved into a place were we cannot have animals and they are at my moms house and she will not allow us to keep them there. They are FREE FREE just come pick 1 or both up
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 6:21:07 PM
Subject: Labs
Hey, are the black labs still available?
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Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Yes they are still available, they are not fixed yet because my boyfriend hasnt gotten it done yet, and my mom has dogs of her own and doesnt want anymore around. We really need them gone asap.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:01:40 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Okay, thanks a lot. I saw that they have already had their first set of shots, when does the medicine wear off? I heard it's not good to ingest that because it affects humans negatively, and I don't want that in my bloodstream.
Regards!
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:06:55 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Im not quite sure what your talking about, dogs have to have there shots so they do not get sick and die, so they have had their first set of shots and will be due their 2nd set of shots within a week or 2 and you cannot get sick from what im aware of. i havent heard that before sorry.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:21:54 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Oh good, the medicine wears off soon. Sorry for my ignorance, I'm just paranoid because once I ate a fish and got really sick. I later found out that the cause of my sickness was from some chemicals in the water; apparently they had gotten into the fish's bloodstream, and when I ate the fish, it went against my immune system. I just didn't know if the same would happen with dogs.
Regards, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:27:11 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
No, you cant get sick from the dogs and the shots that are given to them. The dogs are great and extremely playful and loving. are you interested in 1 or both?????
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Probably both, but now I'm feeling guilty taking two free dogs, without any payment. Tell you what; I'll take them, and fatten them up for a month or so. When it's time for the cooking, you're more than welcome to come and eat your share.
Regards, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:51:39 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
YOU SICK MOTHER &*#(%^$% FUCK YOU
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 10:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
So I was thinking July 24th, which is a Saturday. Let me know if that works for you.
Regards, Jordan
Hello I have 2 Black Mix Males Lab/Golden Retreiver Mix pups that were born in Feb 2010 and has had their first set of shots, they are very playful and need a new home immediately, they are not getting the attention they deserve and are not being played with, They need new homes because they are my boyfriends dogs and we just moved into a place were we cannot have animals and they are at my moms house and she will not allow us to keep them there. They are FREE FREE just come pick 1 or both up
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 6:21:07 PM
Subject: Labs
Hey, are the black labs still available?
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Yes they are still available, they are not fixed yet because my boyfriend hasnt gotten it done yet, and my mom has dogs of her own and doesnt want anymore around. We really need them gone asap.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:01:40 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Okay, thanks a lot. I saw that they have already had their first set of shots, when does the medicine wear off? I heard it's not good to ingest that because it affects humans negatively, and I don't want that in my bloodstream.
Regards!
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:06:55 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
Im not quite sure what your talking about, dogs have to have there shots so they do not get sick and die, so they have had their first set of shots and will be due their 2nd set of shots within a week or 2 and you cannot get sick from what im aware of. i havent heard that before sorry.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:21:54 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Oh good, the medicine wears off soon. Sorry for my ignorance, I'm just paranoid because once I ate a fish and got really sick. I later found out that the cause of my sickness was from some chemicals in the water; apparently they had gotten into the fish's bloodstream, and when I ate the fish, it went against my immune system. I just didn't know if the same would happen with dogs.
Regards, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:27:11 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
No, you cant get sick from the dogs and the shots that are given to them. The dogs are great and extremely playful and loving. are you interested in 1 or both?????
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 8:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
Probably both, but now I'm feeling guilty taking two free dogs, without any payment. Tell you what; I'll take them, and fatten them up for a month or so. When it's time for the cooking, you're more than welcome to come and eat your share.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 19:51:39 -0700
Subject: Re: Labs
To: Jordan Ibarra
YOU SICK MOTHER &*#(%^$% FUCK YOU
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 10:37:41 PM
Subject: RE: Labs
So I was thinking July 24th, which is a Saturday. Let me know if that works for you.
Regards, Jordan
WTT HORSES
Original Ad:
I have several horses I am looking to sell/trade if interested shoot me an email and I will give you further information. I'd prefer to trade them for some type of motorcycle, or pretty much anything. I DO NOT want any additional livestock.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:08 AM
Subject: Horses
Hey, I saw your ad for horses that you were trading, is this offer still up?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
Yes, I have several to sell/trade.
Steph
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: Horses
Okay, I'd be interested in all of them. I don't have anything really cool to trade for them, but one of my friends has two goats and eleven chickens. If you could catch all of them, then you could have them. I'd suggest doing it while nobody is home, because they really like the goats. One goat's name is Goatski, and I forgot the other one, but it's something along the lines of Suzana. These horses will live agreat life with me while they're alive. I plan to feed them the bare minimum for about a week, then overload them with food. I mean absolutely stuff them. After they're full, I'll lead them into my neighbors lawn, where they'll hopefully defecate everywhere. I don't like my neighbor because once he called the police due to me shooting a bird in one of his trees.
After this prank, I'll probably sell the horses for profit, or have them turned into glue. Just let me know when you'd like to deliver them to me.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
You're an asshole
I have several horses I am looking to sell/trade if interested shoot me an email and I will give you further information. I'd prefer to trade them for some type of motorcycle, or pretty much anything. I DO NOT want any additional livestock.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 2:08 AM
Subject: Horses
Hey, I saw your ad for horses that you were trading, is this offer still up?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
Yes, I have several to sell/trade.
Steph
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wednesday, August 18, 2010 8:44 AM
Subject: RE: Horses
Okay, I'd be interested in all of them. I don't have anything really cool to trade for them, but one of my friends has two goats and eleven chickens. If you could catch all of them, then you could have them. I'd suggest doing it while nobody is home, because they really like the goats. One goat's name is Goatski, and I forgot the other one, but it's something along the lines of Suzana. These horses will live agreat life with me while they're alive. I plan to feed them the bare minimum for about a week, then overload them with food. I mean absolutely stuff them. After they're full, I'll lead them into my neighbors lawn, where they'll hopefully defecate everywhere. I don't like my neighbor because once he called the police due to me shooting a bird in one of his trees.
After this prank, I'll probably sell the horses for profit, or have them turned into glue. Just let me know when you'd like to deliver them to me.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re: Horses
Date: Wed, 19 Aug 2010 07:09:36 -0700
You're an asshole
8/18/2010
Orignal Post:
Wanted old used carpet.
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From: jordan ibarra
Wed, August 18, 2010 3:07:23 AM
Subject: carpet
Hey, I saw your add regarding carpet you wanted. Still need some?
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:14:06 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
yes i still need some. can you tell me where i can pick it up?
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:19:55 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Before picking it up, you should realize that I already know what it's being put to use for. You obviously threw a party in your parents house. Along with this carpet, I've also got a vacuum cleaner that you could borrow for only $20, and I've also got a full package of red party cups, in case all of yours are gone. I'm sorry to hear that your ruined your family's carpet at home, but I understand the antics of an adolesent soul like yourself.
God bless, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:48 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
actually, i just need old carpet to put down outside to use for weed block. Thank you for your response. By the way I am 74 years old. I appreciate your sense of humor.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:33:01 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Ah. Then I'd suggest mulch over carpet, it's more attractive and usually has about the same amount of effectiveness.
Wanted old used carpet.
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From: jordan ibarra
Wed, August 18, 2010 3:07:23 AM
Subject: carpet
Hey, I saw your add regarding carpet you wanted. Still need some?
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:14:06 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
yes i still need some. can you tell me where i can pick it up?
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:19:55 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Before picking it up, you should realize that I already know what it's being put to use for. You obviously threw a party in your parents house. Along with this carpet, I've also got a vacuum cleaner that you could borrow for only $20, and I've also got a full package of red party cups, in case all of yours are gone. I'm sorry to hear that your ruined your family's carpet at home, but I understand the antics of an adolesent soul like yourself.
God bless, Jordan
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Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:48 -0700
Subject: Re: carpet
To: Jordan Ibarra
actually, i just need old carpet to put down outside to use for weed block. Thank you for your response. By the way I am 74 years old. I appreciate your sense of humor.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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From: jordan ibarra
Sent: Wed, August 18, 2010 11:33:01 AM
Subject: RE: carpet
Ah. Then I'd suggest mulch over carpet, it's more attractive and usually has about the same amount of effectiveness.
CHEAP car wanted
Original ad:
I am looking for a cheap car i can buy out right or make payments on, i dont care what it is or what is looks like as long as it runs and drives. Text me at ###-###-#### if you can help me.
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:11:42 -0600
Subject: Cheap Car
Are you still looking for a car and stuff? If so, you might be interested in what I've got to offer.
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Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:31:19 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Ya I am. What do you have? Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:38:58 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I understand the reasoning behind you not being picky. Someone is obviously dead, or you owe a lot of money. I don't have a car, but I've got lots of other stuff that may be of help for someone in a situation like yours. If having a source of transportation is a must, I'll sell you a broken bicycle for $50. It doesn't have any wheels or handlebars, but it's better than nothing!
I've also go a really old fort made out of sagebrush that I'll rent out for $150 per month. It's not my property, and to be honest, I'm not even sure that it's still there. But have hope! Also, I know the location of a hole about four feet deep, it would also make a good hiding place, but it's a little less roomy.
Let me know what you think.
Regards, Jordan
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Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:51:39 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Fuck you u stupid dumb motherfucker. Go get laid faget Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:12:31 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
Look I'm just trying to help out. My sex life is of no concern to you! If you were offended by those prices or options, I've got more or we can negotiate! I have access to bleach at wholesale prices. Bleach is one of the best cleaning ingredients around, and you'll find it extremely helpful for removing bloodstains. I've also got a LOT of garbage bags that I found at my moms house. You can triple bag a body, and still have a lot left over for the next person who crosses you! Or alternatively, you could just use them for a variety of body parts. If none of those interest you, this surely will: An amazing CD full of angry music, from a variety of artists. Whether it's Linkin Park, or Papa Roach; if there's screaming, it's probably on this CD! Let me know when you'd like to deliver payment, and I'll get all these items ready.
Regards, Jordan
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:25:46 +0000
Ok......... Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
So which items are you interested in? I see you're sending these replies from a BlackBerry, I just found an old Nokia phone behind my computer, I'll throw that in as well for an additional $20.
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:38:11 +0000
I just turned you in jordan ibarra. U don't want to do this with me Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:42:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I'm unclear as to what I've been turned in for. Had you asked me to stop, I would've stopped. What was it you turned me in for?
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:48:53 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I see you've quit replying, so I'll take that to mean you would rather be friends than have hostility. Good choice, because once I argued with someone for over a day. I could probably be a state champion if arguing was a contest. Also, I think I would've requested a duel if you declared yourself an enemy. Still interested in my goods?
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:00:11 +0000
FUCK U
Please leave me alone
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:27:57 +0000
U stupid fuck. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:31:49 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I've quit replying as you asked, but you continue to rattle on like an old person who's been alone for ten minutes. Would you like to brawl? I must warn you that I have been working out pretty hard lately. I run in place for two hours every night, and last thursday I did four pushups. If that's not gonna deter you, then after our battle, we could play chess. I'm the ex team captain from my highschool days, however we'll have to wait until I get my glasses fixed as I dropped and broke them when my neighbors cat was chasing me last night. I hate taking out the garbage at night, because it's really dark and I'm always scared that animals might attack me or something.
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Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:57:57 +0000
If u email me back one more fucking time u little puke stain I will call the fucking cops u stupid loser virgin no pussy gettng fuck. Now I'm blocking u on my email so u can't write back!!!! Haha later loser
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
I am looking for a cheap car i can buy out right or make payments on, i dont care what it is or what is looks like as long as it runs and drives. Text me at ###-###-#### if you can help me.
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 03:11:42 -0600
Subject: Cheap Car
Are you still looking for a car and stuff? If so, you might be interested in what I've got to offer.
________________________________________________________________
Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 13:31:19 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Ya I am. What do you have? Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 09:38:58 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I understand the reasoning behind you not being picky. Someone is obviously dead, or you owe a lot of money. I don't have a car, but I've got lots of other stuff that may be of help for someone in a situation like yours. If having a source of transportation is a must, I'll sell you a broken bicycle for $50. It doesn't have any wheels or handlebars, but it's better than nothing!
I've also go a really old fort made out of sagebrush that I'll rent out for $150 per month. It's not my property, and to be honest, I'm not even sure that it's still there. But have hope! Also, I know the location of a hole about four feet deep, it would also make a good hiding place, but it's a little less roomy.
Let me know what you think.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Re: Cheap Car
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:51:39 +0000
To: Jordan Ibarra
Fuck you u stupid dumb motherfucker. Go get laid faget Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:12:31 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
Look I'm just trying to help out. My sex life is of no concern to you! If you were offended by those prices or options, I've got more or we can negotiate! I have access to bleach at wholesale prices. Bleach is one of the best cleaning ingredients around, and you'll find it extremely helpful for removing bloodstains. I've also got a LOT of garbage bags that I found at my moms house. You can triple bag a body, and still have a lot left over for the next person who crosses you! Or alternatively, you could just use them for a variety of body parts. If none of those interest you, this surely will: An amazing CD full of angry music, from a variety of artists. Whether it's Linkin Park, or Papa Roach; if there's screaming, it's probably on this CD! Let me know when you'd like to deliver payment, and I'll get all these items ready.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:25:46 +0000
Ok......... Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:29:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
So which items are you interested in? I see you're sending these replies from a BlackBerry, I just found an old Nokia phone behind my computer, I'll throw that in as well for an additional $20.
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:38:11 +0000
I just turned you in jordan ibarra. U don't want to do this with me Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:42:42 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I'm unclear as to what I've been turned in for. Had you asked me to stop, I would've stopped. What was it you turned me in for?
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:48:53 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I see you've quit replying, so I'll take that to mean you would rather be friends than have hostility. Good choice, because once I argued with someone for over a day. I could probably be a state champion if arguing was a contest. Also, I think I would've requested a duel if you declared yourself an enemy. Still interested in my goods?
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:00:11 +0000
FUCK U
Please leave me alone
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:27:57 +0000
U stupid fuck. Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
________________________________________________________________
From: jordan ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:31:49 -0600
Subject: RE: Cheap Car
I've quit replying as you asked, but you continue to rattle on like an old person who's been alone for ten minutes. Would you like to brawl? I must warn you that I have been working out pretty hard lately. I run in place for two hours every night, and last thursday I did four pushups. If that's not gonna deter you, then after our battle, we could play chess. I'm the ex team captain from my highschool days, however we'll have to wait until I get my glasses fixed as I dropped and broke them when my neighbors cat was chasing me last night. I hate taking out the garbage at night, because it's really dark and I'm always scared that animals might attack me or something.
________________________________________________________________
Subject: Re: Cheap Car
To: Jordan Ibarra
Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 20:57:57 +0000
If u email me back one more fucking time u little puke stain I will call the fucking cops u stupid loser virgin no pussy gettng fuck. Now I'm blocking u on my email so u can't write back!!!! Haha later loser
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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