ORIGINAL AD
Hey, I'm driving up to Moutain Home on Thursday, just wondering if anyone else wanted a ride over there. You can chip money in for gas, or you don't need to if you don't wanna. My car sits two comfortably, four uncomfortably. Only room for one as we need the backseat for luggage.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Rideshare?
Hey there, saw your ad for a rideshare, and that sounds like fun! Still have room?
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Yep, I've got room still. are you male or female? I'm a male, but i'm a pretty quiet guy for the most part. I'm 26, and my name is #### ##########. Um.. I work at a beef plant, and I don't have a family or relatinoship. You?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Sounds good to me! I'm a male as well. I'm eighty four years old. I'm not married because I prefer the single life. I enjoy swinging around from woman to woman. I don't need a job, because that's boring and lame. I'm not sure if I have a family. There's probably five or six of my children running around somewhere.
Anyways, my luggage consists of a suitcase, a backpack, and a painting depicting a bunch of people tangled up with eachother. We have room for this, right?
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
LOL nice lifestyle, way to stay free. That sounds like it'll fit, but why are you bringing a painting with you? How big is it? I'm not giving a ride to a bum am I?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
How many bums do you know that can have constant access to a computer? They don't allow me in the library anymore after I tried stabbing a man for stealing a book I was looking at.
The painting was given to me by my wife, probably because she loves me. It's not TOO big. It's 36 inches long, 24 wide, and an inch thick.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
You tried stabbing a man? Are you a crazy guy or something? You told me you weren't married..? That's a huge painting!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Well he had tried stealing a book I might've been interested in! I am not married, I think that you misunderstood me.
I'm excited for our trip, we're gonna be just like Lewis and Clark! Just to update you, I traded my backpack for a kitten, but I haven't got a kennel to keep it in. So I invited one of my friends to come along, and he'll hold it the whole time.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Dude.. I haven't got room for other people, and now we're taking a kitten? I hope the guy can handle having a few bags on his lap. Also, he won't have room for any luggage.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Yeah, the kitten is really cute. I was gonna get one for you too, but I remembered you complained about mine, so I didn't get one. That's because I'm considerate.
I told Frank (my friend) that you said it was alright that he came but he'd have to deal with bags on his lap. Turns out, there are a lot of people who would deal with a little discomfort in exchange for a free ride. Our third friend Scott is also going to come with us. He's really small though, so I wouldn't be that concerned. The only issue that I foresee is the fact that he's got a small terrior, and that dog HATES cats.
Regards!
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To:Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Really? Just REALLY? I drive a sports car, which barely fits more than two people. We're taking you, with all of your luggage, me with all of my luggage, a 3 foot PAINTING, a cat, a terrior, and two other guys. The only issue you see is the dog and cat fighting? You are crazy. CRAZY MAN! You are a crazy man. Crazy crazy crazy.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Dear John,
YOUR MOM IS CRAZY!
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
My name isn't even John! I haven't got room for you anymore, this is all ridiculous
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Well I told Frank that you said he wasn't small enough to fit in the car, and I told Scott that you showed no compassion towards the fact that the medical treatment he needed was in Mountain Home. They're both pretty mad and want to know where you live. We can use MapQuest, so all you need to provide is your address.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
What the hell I never said that stuff i'm not giving you my address or a ride, so FUCK OFF CRAZY
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
Hey I got you a kitten, if you could just give me your address, I'll bring it by.
Thanks!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Rideshare?
I DONT WANT THE KITTEN, FUCK OFF I SAID
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Foreign insurance
ORIGINAL AD
I sell insurance, just mail me and we discuss then and you send check to me after we learn info and address. Just email through this website.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Insurance!
Hey, I saw your ad offering insurance, and it looks like you're a pretty reliable person! From reading that ad alone, I know that I wouldn't ever want to go through anyone but you! I can tell that you are someone worth trusting.
I am wondering what forms of insurance you might offer... I probably want all! I realize that it's going to get real expensive, so I'll probably just send you a signed blank check.
Anticipating a response,
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Hello i am glad that you are in your senses, i am good man! I am american resident currently living in south africa, because i'm here on bussiness. I offer Life insurance, flood insurance, car insurance, and motorcycle insurance. Price is two thousand per month per insurance plan. You just have to send me an initial fee of $500 to get started. You can paypal me at ########@####.com
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Oh okay, I was wondering why the procedure took so long to pay, you're not living in America! I am an American resident, residing in America. You said you offered life insurance.. What about volcano insurance? If I were to become depressed and jump into a volcano, would you pay my family whatever it was that the life insurance plan said they'd be paid, AND cover the clothes an accesories I had on me that were destroyed by the volcano? Just random questions from a random mind.
Regards,
Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Sure i can sell volcano insurance as well will you hurry and send me the money so we can get this situated? That plan will work I think i dont know why it wouldnt,, thanks.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I sent you the money, you didn't receive it?
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't receive any money, are you sure you sent it?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did send it! Are you sure you gave me the correct address? Maybe you could paypal me like 5 bucks and I can see if I got your address wrong...? My paypal is ############@####.com
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay I sent 5 dollars, did you receive it?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I got the 5 dollars, it bought me nachos, a water, and a candybar. It wasn't enough to buy me gum though, so I had to deal with nacho breath all day long. Do you think you could send another $1.29, since that's how much they sell Trident gum for, and Tident is my favorite.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAN THAT MONEY IS NOT FOR SPENDING THAT WAS FOR CHECKING THE RIGHT ADDRESS! Send my money back of i contact authorities and have you locked up with men who will have fun withyou! you dont want that do you?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Oh, I must have misunderstood this situation, my apologies. Let me go scam another scammer and I'll get some money sent back to you straight away.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't scam you, you never even sent me money how could i be a scammer i am american resident.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did a little research on your paypal address, and I even found a company name while reading through some of your feedback on the net. If you want your $5 back, I think it'd be a good idea to actually carry out your threat and contact the authorities to describe our situation.
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
They made me close down my site you mother &$&*#%!!!! How could you, now what do I do! I paid $25 to have that site made! FUCK UUU
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Nobody likes a scammer, I'd suggest doing some honest work to earn money.
On a more positive note, I sent you your $5 back :)
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not contact me again you stupid man!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I said do not contact me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I have only contacted you one time. That was two days ago, when I responded to your ad. Since then, I have only replied to you. Deciding who it is contacting who at this point is as easy as deciding which came first between the chicken or the egg.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not reply to me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
I sell insurance, just mail me and we discuss then and you send check to me after we learn info and address. Just email through this website.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Insurance!
Hey, I saw your ad offering insurance, and it looks like you're a pretty reliable person! From reading that ad alone, I know that I wouldn't ever want to go through anyone but you! I can tell that you are someone worth trusting.
I am wondering what forms of insurance you might offer... I probably want all! I realize that it's going to get real expensive, so I'll probably just send you a signed blank check.
Anticipating a response,
Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Hello i am glad that you are in your senses, i am good man! I am american resident currently living in south africa, because i'm here on bussiness. I offer Life insurance, flood insurance, car insurance, and motorcycle insurance. Price is two thousand per month per insurance plan. You just have to send me an initial fee of $500 to get started. You can paypal me at ########@####.com
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Oh okay, I was wondering why the procedure took so long to pay, you're not living in America! I am an American resident, residing in America. You said you offered life insurance.. What about volcano insurance? If I were to become depressed and jump into a volcano, would you pay my family whatever it was that the life insurance plan said they'd be paid, AND cover the clothes an accesories I had on me that were destroyed by the volcano? Just random questions from a random mind.
Regards,
Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: Re:Insurance!
Sure i can sell volcano insurance as well will you hurry and send me the money so we can get this situated? That plan will work I think i dont know why it wouldnt,, thanks.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I sent you the money, you didn't receive it?
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't receive any money, are you sure you sent it?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did send it! Are you sure you gave me the correct address? Maybe you could paypal me like 5 bucks and I can see if I got your address wrong...? My paypal is ############@####.com
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay I sent 5 dollars, did you receive it?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I got the 5 dollars, it bought me nachos, a water, and a candybar. It wasn't enough to buy me gum though, so I had to deal with nacho breath all day long. Do you think you could send another $1.29, since that's how much they sell Trident gum for, and Tident is my favorite.
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING MAN THAT MONEY IS NOT FOR SPENDING THAT WAS FOR CHECKING THE RIGHT ADDRESS! Send my money back of i contact authorities and have you locked up with men who will have fun withyou! you dont want that do you?
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Oh, I must have misunderstood this situation, my apologies. Let me go scam another scammer and I'll get some money sent back to you straight away.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I didn't scam you, you never even sent me money how could i be a scammer i am american resident.
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I did a little research on your paypal address, and I even found a company name while reading through some of your feedback on the net. If you want your $5 back, I think it'd be a good idea to actually carry out your threat and contact the authorities to describe our situation.
Regards, Jordan
________________________________________________________________
To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
They made me close down my site you mother &$&*#%!!!! How could you, now what do I do! I paid $25 to have that site made! FUCK UUU
________________________________________________________________
From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Nobody likes a scammer, I'd suggest doing some honest work to earn money.
On a more positive note, I sent you your $5 back :)
Regards, Jordan
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not contact me again you stupid man!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I said do not contact me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
I have only contacted you one time. That was two days ago, when I responded to your ad. Since then, I have only replied to you. Deciding who it is contacting who at this point is as easy as deciding which came first between the chicken or the egg.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Do not reply to me again!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Insurance!
Okay.
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