ORIGINAL AD:
Im looking for a new phone. Carrier is ATT. I like iphones but im open to anything similar. hit me up with what you've got and price offers.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend! You look for phone still? I have many phone, even including the apple phone! Apologize for my english i was born in czech. we currently we live here though with many cellphones to look at and to sell with you!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hey. its cool i understand what your saying. What phones do you have? pictures of any scrathces included please
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend! I have many cellphones for you to take gander at! I have apple phone but first i show you nokia phone. Is tough and I spilled water on it. Works like a magic charm! Is my smartest phone, with 47 contacts already in it!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Just show me the apple iphone please.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
O.K. my friend! Apple has small scratch on top corner but was not me, company sent it like that. Maybe you can sue them for scratch?? I ask 150$ US american dollars for it.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
The phone is not new in box, I doubt it was sent like that, but $150 is fine with me. When can we meet up.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend! I went to bed last night and when I woke up my apple phone was damaged further but was not my fault, i am doesn't sure of how it happened but I will take $30 off just for you!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
I find myself wondering why you cant take blame for anything. Just man up and tell me that you did it, you dont need to lie. I'll pay $100 for that phone assuming the touch screen still works, but nothing more than 100.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend! I was going to get fuel for my 1992 sports car and a lot of static electricity from my sweater caused the apple phone to shoot from pocket and crack further. I sell for 75$ and you can buy screen replacement for new glass, is good deal.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
I will pay you $50 dollars if the phone itself works, and ill buy a replacement screen like you said. IT WASNT STATIC ELECTRICITY, YOU ARE CLUMSY AND CANT ASSUME RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR MISTAKES
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend! My uncle sat his fat ass on iphone and it got a little damage. Was not me, fat uncle did it.
It is okay though i push together and works just as good as new! We do the $50 you asked for :)
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Fuck off I dont want that phone. Are you retarded? HOW does someone manage to damage a phone further everyday. You can't be serious.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend!Apple phone cover keeps falling off and will not stay but i bent back into shape. $45 now!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
I said I don't want that piece of shit phone, stop offering it to me.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello friend! Can pick up phone today? Is deal of life, pls hurry. $35 now
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
You are a compulsive liar and retarded. I dont know what the fuck you do to damage a fucking phone so much but seriously, screw your head on a bit tighter. I dont want that piece of shit motherboard you fucking retarded ass. AND ITS CALLED AN IPHONE NOT A APPLE PHONE
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Hello my friend sorry that you are angry but i am from the czech so everyone picks on my and steals iphone apple covers when my family sleeps. I put phone back to gether and is good as new! Here is a pic from my kitchen table :)
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
THATS NOT YOUR FUCKING PICTURE. There's no table underneath it, and I SEE A COMPANY WATERMARK ON THE PIC. FUCKING retarded asshole moron go learn english you probably snuch across the border huh?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
Czech border is not on this continent my good friend:)
So no longer interested in apple phone? What about Nokia? I drop in water and I dried it with matches and works like a charm! Comes with 47 contacts already saved into it!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Best cell phone!
I seriously wonder about people like you. Fuck off.
