12/16/2010

NEED A RIDE!

ORIGINAL AD:
Sup ya'll. I'm looking for a ride anywhere. I just wanna get out of here. im cool and fun to talk to. Hit me up at ###-###-####, or respond to this email.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:NEEDARIDE?

Yo wat up homes if u needs a ride i can hlp ya prolly cuz i is headin out to idaho falls sumtyme nxt week. Holla at yo brotha!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

I'm good with that, why are you going? when?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

I is goin cuz im gona pick up sum cash dat sum1 owes me. U hav to cum with and look all hard n shit so that he pays me this tyme. We leave in 5 days captain. Peace!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

....Why does he owe you money? I don't wanna get involved in any issues.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

Cuz I hooked tha fool up with some of his candy, duh nig. U aint gettin involved wit nothin, just stand there and look all hard n shit like I said b4.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

wtf i'm not going to help you out with a drug deal.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

brotha u got a cat between ur legs or wat? I sayed u dont gots ta do shit xcept look tuff. if u is gona b a pansy then maybee u shudnt be asking 4 rides wen any old creep culd take u off sumwhere n molest u.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

Did you jsut ask if I've got a pussy? Fuck you man, you think you're all gangster.. It's not cool to type the way you do, it just makes it harder to read. I'll kick your ass anyday, tell me where to meet up
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

fool u dnt wana mess w me, you think ur all roman or sumthin? dnt bring a sword to a gunfight, woman. i haz me more caps than a beer factory
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

Seriously, now your talking about bringing a gun to a streetfight. I am not suprised though, seeing as your some wannabe gangster you'd never do shit with just fists.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

lulwtf nig a gun? dats for fools like u with kittens in the fork of ur legs. I use a flamethrowa fool. Now give me ur address so I can pick u up since we be leavin in tha morning for idaho falls
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

The hell? A flamethrower? You're all talk. And fuck that i'm not going with you. I'm not gonna get al involved with drugs you stupid bitch
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

man if i knew u were a woman i wuldnt of emailed u offering a ride foo. u need 2 warn ppl in advance if u is gonna just puss out of anything that might scare u
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

I'm not a wimp like you seem to think. I'm just not getting involved with that.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

i flagged ur post on craigslist n dey took it down since u forgot 2 tell evry1 that u cant back up shyt or help them wit tuff situations.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

what the fuck quit emailing me
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

k foo
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

I said quit
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

I will
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

Stop!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

aight
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:NEEDARIDE?

fuck you.