8/03/2011

HEY BABY

ORIGINAL AD:
Strictly Platonic
Is there anything to do in this town this hotel room is boring and i have to look at it all week. I wnt a girl to hang out with 4 while I'm here in Boise
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

HEY BABY

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

pic4pic?

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND GO FIND SOMEONE LIKE A REAL MAN, WHAT ARE YOU? SUCK ON THESE, GAY BOY!

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

Wat the fuck are u talking about, i'm finding a girl right now queer thats why I posted on ########## bitch

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

LIKE OMG, YOU MUST NOT EVEN TALK TO GIRLS, HAVE YOU EVER EVEN SEEN A BOOB? YOU MUST HAVE A GOOD TIME IN THE MENS LOCKER ROOM, HUH? YOU STUPID BUTT.

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

Man ive seen more tits then you could handle. are u like 12 or something? u just called me a butt and thot it was gonna hurt my feelings.

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

Whatevs man, I can play Call of Duty all day and still pick up women by the truckloads. You, on the other hand- You're just a buttloving boy kisser. Do you ask to feel muscles when you're at the gym? you stupid penisvagina, you're just a big dumb and I hate you.

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

Wow dude you come up wwith stupid names. u are probably the gay kid here

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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

Dude I be rollin' on solid gold rims, and I've got teeth of platinum. You're just a big stupid dumb idiot and you like butts so whatever you say is just stupid since you haven't ever even talked to a girl in your life.

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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

How old r u kid. Im in boise so step up

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From: Claudia Ibarra
Subject: Read asap

**SENT FROM A DIFFERENT EMAIL ADDRESS**
Hey sir, I'm sorry about the boy emailing you, he is my son. I had no idea he was talking to you, and I went through his email and saw that he's been doing it to a lot of people. I've disconnected his computer. It's in my garage, and his mouse and keyboard are hidden in my room.
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To: Claudia Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

k i was wondering if he was a kid. my dad would have kicked my ass if i did that shit so make sure he stops.

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From: Claudia Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

It would happen if his father was around still, I'm a single mother. I work at a bar to keep our bills paid.

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To: Claudia Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

o sorry to hear it wat bar? i dont know what else to do in boise.

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From: Claudia Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY

Are you asking to meet up? That's such a boykisser move of you.

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To: Claudia Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

well maybe we could have a few drinks or blow some rings. Y do you both call dumb names like that?

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From: Claudia Ibarra
Subject:HEY HONEY


Honey, we call names because that's the way we feel. Seriously sir, I am willing to lay down a $100 bill in order to bet that you ask men if you can feel their muscles, and you probably enjoy looking at butts and penises while you're in locker rooms.

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To: Claudia Ibarra
Subject: RE:HEY HONEY

fuck u too, both of you

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