Hey everyone! I've just recently started searching for a pet bird, I'm willing to take most kinds! I just need noise in my home, parrots are preffered. Thanks!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject:Cheap Bird!
Hi! I have a bird that I'll let you take off my hands for a rehoming fee of $25. Their actual worth is quite considerable, but this one more or less landed in my arms, and I know nothing of birds! It's red, and it makes a lot of noise.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Awesome! Would you take $20? Have you looked it up? It could be a macaw! I love those birds! They require a lot of work, and you are right, they are very expensive. I have done lots of research and I am ready to take one on though!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Yes! I just looked it up and it does look pretty similar to that. It's a little smaller and its beak is kind of pointy though.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Hm. That sounds like a canary kind of. Which of these does it look like?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
It looks like those two had a baby and this is the baby!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
hmm.. I'm not sure what bird you have. Do you have a picture?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
I took a picture of him in a tree from last week, and I drew a picture of what he would look like if he was wild and brown.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
I can't tell if you're being serious.. In the first picture, I can see absolutely nothing, and in the 2nd... that's just ridiculous.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Sorry I will take a better picture once I can catch him.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
haha okay..
[2 days later]
To:Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Hey, I was just wondering if you have managed to get a picture of the bird yet...?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Hey! I'll get one soon, I finally caught him, he's been in my garage this whole time!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
It's been in the high 90's this week, that's probably not a good idea.. When can I stop by?
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Got a pic!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Are you fucking kidding me? That's a wild robin, I don't want that. I wanted a pet, moron.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Sorry, I'll let him go for $10 since you didn't want him. It's a steal.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
I said I don't want that bird.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Thanks a lot jerk, he kept flying around the cage and now look. I fed him a whole bunch of ants and he wouldnt eat them because he probably just wanted to be loved.
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
I'm reporting you!
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
It's too late, I already reported you! This is your fault! You owe me $10!!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird
Quit emailing me.
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From: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
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To: Jordan Ibarra
Subject: RE:Cheap Bird!
Fuck off. It's a fucking robin.
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