1. It sucks. Hard.
2. You can't have long hair if you're a male, or appear to be male.
3. You've got to wear uniform.
4. Men aren't allowed to grow out their facial hair, while your 50-year old female manager is likely sporting a full mustache.
5. Every male co-worker will smell like armpits and talk about Pokemon during break.
6. Every female co-worker will be pregnant, but continue attempting to seduce you anyways.
7. It sucks.
8. They won't let you bring your pets to work.
9. If a customer has a glass eye, you get yelled at for staring.
10. They make you clean the top of arcade games, and it gets your sleeves all dusty when you try reaching up there.
11. You never get to sit down, and your feet WILL hurt.
12. You've got to always seem happy, even if you're depressed that your female manager has more chest hair than you.
13. It sucks.
14. Your lunch break is 15 minutes.
15. It pays you minimum wage.
16. You're likely to only get 10 hours of work in a week, all on one day.
17. Your shoes WILL become scuffed.
18. The nametags they make you wear never stay straight.
19. It's a lot like North Korea behind the scenes.
20. Everyone's breath smells terrible.
21. The initial job interview takes a really long time.
22. It sucks.
23. If your phone goes off, you get written up.
24. The floors behind the counter are really slippery from spilled popcorn.
25. Cleaning bathrooms.
26. There is no bonding with co-workers, since most shifts are staggered and you'll
never see them twice.
27. Parking sucks, unless your shift starts in the early morning, but that sucks
too.
28. It sucks.
29. You're not allowed to make conversation.
30. Even the boys have to clean.
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